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Am I Bothered???Time to get your thinking caps on!
We love hearing from you, and look forward to some of the great ideas that you may have!
All you have to do is send me your jokes about litter or rubbish using the contact details to the right of the page- you can enter as many times as you want. The jokes will be posted to the website so that we can all have a good laugh.Here are some of the jokes already submitted.....What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?Stinker bell - Lucy, aged 6What do you call a man with a rubbish truck on his head?Laurie .... Lowenna, aged 5Doctor, doctor - I think I'm a dustbin....... Don't talk rubbish...... Stef, aged 8What is the smelliest city in America?Phew York!...... Graham, aged 13How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?A phew!......... Lucy, aged 6"Sir!" said Alexander. "Empty Coke cans, hamburger cartons, plastic bags, used Kleenex, broken bottles, empty boxes......" "Alexander!" snapped the teacher. "You're talking rubbish again!"............ Simon, aged 8What training do you need to be a rubbish collector? - None, you pick it up as you go along!!!............ Simon, aged 38!How clever are you?There are some fun games available on the right to be downloaded which will help keep you busy during your summer holiday - some are trickier than others...... Printer Friendly Version
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